Humor for Mature Minds, Volume 1 by William (Bill) Daugherty
Author:William (Bill) Daugherty [Daugherty, William]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781475983227
Publisher: iUniverse
Published: 2013-04-16T00:00:00+00:00
126. OâBrian Leaves a Trail
Sean OâBrian stumbled home from OâLearyâs Bar. He fumbled his keys, but finally gets the front door open. As he takes the first step up the stairs he loses his balance, and lands flat on his butt, breaking the pint whiskey bottle he has in his back pocket. Too intoxicated to care, he makes it to the bathroom and removes his clothes. Peering over his shoulder at the mirror on the door, he tries to see what is burning his ass. When his vision clears, he perceives several cuts where the bottle had broken; rivulets of blood flow down from each cut. OâBrian opens the medicine cabinet and takes out the box of Band-Aids, and proceeds to meticulously cover each wound. Satisfied with his work, he goes to bed.
Early the next morning, Kate, his wife, barges into the bedroom and says, âMr. OâBrian, you really tied one on last night, didnât you?â
âKaty, me darlinâ, whatever gave ye that idea?â
âMe first clue was the front door was open all night. The second clue was the broken glass and smell of whiskey at the bottom of the stairs. The last clue was all the Band-Aids stuck to the bathroom mirror.â
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